Designs

All of the following designs are available at my CafePress Store on t-shirts, sweatshirts, mugs, mousepads, and a wide variety of other gifts.

  • Obstetrics and L&D

    There aren't a lot of unique gifts for obstetricians, midwives, or L&D nurses. The same old trite sayings are all you can find. You won't find any "we deliver" designs on my website. Everything here is 100% unique. These are my own ideas. And anyone who has worked L&D will appreciate these gifts and t-shirts.



                                                        

     

                                                                      

     

                                                                  

     

                                                                        

     

                                                                     

     

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  • Miscellaneous Thoughts

    Musings, thoughts, and ideas that wander through the nooks and crannies of my mind.

                                                        

     

                                                            

     

                                                             

     

     

                                      



          

     

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  • Gynecology

    Whenever I tell people I'm a gynecologist, I get strange looks. Somehow, it's taboo to mention the female reproductive tract in polite company. This in a society where every other TV ad is for erectile dysfunction and the creators of Viagra get a Nobel Prize! It's time to bring gynecology into mainstream society. Show your support for women's health. The uterus RULES!

        

                                                         

     

     

                                                               

     

     

                                                                   

     

     

                                                                  

     

     

                                                             

     

     

     

     

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  • Choose Happiness!

    This design is based on my first tattoo. The Chinese symbol for Happiness on a background of the Yin-Yang Symbol serves as a reminder to find Happiness in Balance. Share this philosophy with your friends, family, and coworkers. It's something we all need to remember.

     

                                                                    

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  • Maternity Clothes For The Real World

    Aren't you tired of those maternity shirts with happy, sappy platitudes and arrows pointing down? Here are designs for REAL pregnant women who live in the REAL world.
    Show her you understand!

                                                           

     

    There are TOO MANY designs to show them all here. You really need to check out my CafePress store.

     

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  • Baby Clothes For The Real World

    Every baby is unique, so why not give yours a shirt that will make a statement?

     

                                                                                      

     

                                                          

     

     

                                                                        

     

     

     

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  • Medical Acupuncture

    Medical Acupuncture is acupuncture performed by licensed physicians, incorporating multiple different disciplines of acupuncture, neuroanatomy, and Chinese Medicine. Here are some designs to help students and practitioners.

    For more information about Medical Acupuncture, go to the American Academy of Medical Acupuncture website.


                                                          

     

     

                                  

     

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  • Surgery

    These are the sayings we all learned in medical school when doing our surgery rotations. The perfect gift for surgeons, orthopedists, urologists, gynecologists, medical students, physician assistants, podiatrists, scrub techs, OR nurses. and anyone who ever wished they could work in an operating room

                                       

     

     

     

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  • Cycling Stuff

    Cyclists have their own private language, just like doctors do. Show the cyclists in your life that you're "hip" to the lingo!

     

                                                            

     

     

                                                      

     

     

                                                    

     

     

     

     

     

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  • Ultrasound

                                                            


                       

     

     

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  • Politics & Religion

    Don't ask "What Would Jesus Do?" Look at what Jesus DID. He healed the sick, fed the hungry, comforted the grieving, helped the poor, ate with lepers and prostitutes. He told us to love one another, not to judge one another. The Religious Right looks an awful lot like the Pharisees of old. I seriously doubt Jesus would hang out with them today.

     

                                                 

     

                                                  

     

     








     

     

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Without deviation from the norm, progress is not possible."

~ Frank Zappa

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